but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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