pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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