it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
its not stalking. its research.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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