My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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