p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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