You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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