do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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