The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
