You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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