Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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