ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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