Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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