i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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