and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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