the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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