Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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