New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you had me at cake vodka
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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