i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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