every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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