I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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