I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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