I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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