But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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