these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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