How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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