thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
