I CAN MOONWALK!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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