just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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