is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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