I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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