so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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