I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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