She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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