Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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