Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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