READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
im on a boat
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