you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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