im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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