why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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