too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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