Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I deserve this hangover.
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