oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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