if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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