He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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