last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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