I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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