Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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