You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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