what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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