i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He felt like a one man threesome
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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